venatorphile-art:

Bonnie listens to one of Cr1tikal’s stories. (x)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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aim8plastic:

please dont tell me someone else has already made a rip off of the little ceasar’s pizza logo with foxy
because I’m honestly so proud of this

aim8plastic:

please dont tell me someone else has already made a rip off of the little ceasar’s pizza logo with foxy

because I’m honestly so proud of this

iggy-koopa:

I just shitted on em

iggy-koopa:

I just shitted on em

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

casual-hannibalism:

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

I AM SO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING THIS SONG ITS SUCH A GOOD SONG WITH SUCH A BODY POSITIVE MESSAGE LIKE HOLY SHIT

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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